Sunday, May 28, 2006
Sick Story Alert!!!
Beware - this story is disturbing! We went out to dinner the other night with the fam. The kids had to go to the bathroom, so I took them in all at once. I let the girls go into there own stalls and I took Kobe. Anyways, we go back to the table and are eating and having a nice family dinner when I notice that Teylor is playing with something under the table. "What are you doing Tey?" I ask. She shows me her hands and she has 2 tampon applicators on her fingers like finger puppets. I then asked her (not so calmly) where she got those. She said "In the bathroom". So I asked where in the bathroom she got those and she tried to change the subject. "Oh! Look at those birds!" I don't think so. We finally got it out of her that she got them in the garbage in the stall of the bathroom, then she smuggled them out in her pants pocket!!! Jed was so grossed out he couldn't even finish her food she didn't eat. Man oh man.
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Kids are so dang gross sometimes I swear. I remember I had this boyfriend in high school and he and i were in the basement. My mom sent my sister Alicia (who was probably 4 at the time) downstairs to "play". (really she would send her down to ensure we weren't naughty). One time I noticed she was writing on a chalk board with the chalk in some sort of holder. I looked closed and realized she was using the tampon applicator (used on course) as a chalk holder. MAJOR embarrassing.
Those things are perfect to put on little kids fingers. Mia does it all the time--luckily they are unused.
My sister and her friend would (on very cold days) take a paper cup of water, put in 5 - 6 tampons (each) and walk to school. As cars, trucks and busses would pass by they would throw a tampon at them and they would stick (like a tongue to a flag-pole)!!!
We like to call it "pooning," throwing tampons, that is. Not that I've ever done it...
How funny! Tampons do make great toys. It's scary to think where that applicator had been - but not that much worse than a million other things.
I can't believe loud boy and Tiff with their "pooning" pranks. How funny!
ewwwwwwww.... that is the grossest!!! I would do the same thing that Jed did. Uuhgggg.
AAAGGGHHH! That is so sick! Oh my gosh I would have freaked out. Teylor is too sweet to get mad at though. (Look at the birds - ha ha.)
"Pooning?" It makes me feel old when I'm not up on the lingo. I hope there is some kind of old-fart/teenager reference dictionary when my kids are in their teens.
I totally lost my appetite just thinking of it. YUCK!
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