Friday, June 09, 2006

People.

The other night, we were passing by Sonic Burger and Jed HAD to stop and get a coke slushy. We were in his huge truck, so maneuvering through a crowded Sonic Burger has it's challenges, but with Jed behind the wheel, no problem... Unless a paranoid guy in a brand new audi is right behind you. Anyways, so the parking lot is shaped like a horse shoe and it's narrow. Jed was driving around the back to see if there were any parking spots on the other side (with the Audi following close behind). So when Jed saw a spot he quickly stopped so we could pull in. I guess the Audi behind us assumed Jed was going to back up, so he whipped his cute Audi in reverse and ran right into a black suburban just behind him. hehehe. I don't think there was that much damage to the Audi but the driver was PISSED. Not at himself for being a spaz - but at Jed. He was yelling -"You big Jerk! Look what you did, blah blah blah blah." We couldn't believe he was yelling at us and so we were in to much shock to say anything back, until he started driving away and was yelling and calling Jed names out his window as he passed us by. Jed finally said "I don't know how that was my fault!" And the guy came back with "Why don't you learn how to golf!" What the?!?! I laughed so hard I thought I would pee my pants and Jed was FUMING. How dare him! First of all - how did he know that Jed's life pursuit is to golf? The only thing we can come up with was Jed's Ben Hogan hat. Seriously some people. And to top it all off - they were out of Coke slushies...

5 comments:

Christine said...

What a dork. What an odd situation there. One time my mom was really mad at a Utah driver so instead of giving the bird like she usually does she gave a thumbs up.

Jaime said...

I picked my nose at someone once... All it did was make me laugh instead of being mad. And it made me look like an idiot.

mandi said...

That was funny. What a retard. I wonder if he thought about his golf comment later and laughed about what a dork he is.

Christine - your mom gives people the finger??! Sweetest Marcia? I am shocked.

Pam and Rand said...

How dare they bad mouth a big bad golfer in a huge truck? Funny though. I can't wait to see you guys. We're having a great trip and will be home Monday.

Love you all.

sugarbritches said...

It was almost one of those comments you yell when you're 9 and having "wars" with the snotty girls down the street. You comment to their taunts with "YEAH, WELL YOU'RE UGLY". same sort of deal. the kind where later (ala george and the shrimp seinfeld episode) you come up with amazing comebacks, in the meantime you just sit there going, what just happened?