#1 retarded thing:
I was asked to play a piano solo in sacrement yesterday. So I got there early, so I wouldn't have to walk a mile to get to the stand so we are sitting in one of the big middle isles. I notice how crazy my kids are when we aren't sitting in the very back- they were SO loud and annoying. So, on the program it said I was after some Christmas song the choir was singing. I'm listening to the song and seriously - either it was a really bad arrangment, or our choir really sucks - because I didn't recognize it at all. They get done with there song and I'm sitting there telling my kids to be quiet when I notice it's really quiet all around me. I look up and the lady on the stand is frantically telling me to get up there. It's hard to compose myself when I knew everyone was waiting for me and I'm oblivious. So, afterward the Bishop tells me good job and I jokingly say "If only I knew when I was supposed to go up there. haha" (dork) and he says, "It was on the program." Oh thanks.
#2 retarded thing:
Last night we had a christmas party at Jed's dad's house. I got Jace's name, so I got him a gift certificate to a resturant (what do you get 18 year old boys?). I gave him his card and he opens it and comes over and hugs me and says thanks - kind of in a weird way. So I say "I thought you could take your girlfriend out. I didn't know what to get you." He says, "It's ok". I thought - what a spoiled brat! I spent $25 on that card. So later that night Dannell asks him what he got and he holds up the Christmas card from me. Dannell says "wasn't there anything in it?" Jace was so confused - he just said no. I totally didn't put the gift card in there - it was still in my purse. All he got was a card from me saying I love him and merry christmas. haha. Poor Jace.
There's so many more spaztic colon things I've done - but this is way too long already. Just check out your page numbers when you get your cookbooks. sigh.
Wait! I have to make fun of Zak real quick... "Oh wait - take that again I think my eyes were closed..."
That's betta.
8 comments:
I feel your pain, Jaime. I do dumb stuff like that ALL the time. I always screw up a recipe the first time I make it, messing up the page numbers would totally be something I would do, I walk into a room and forget why I went in there... You are not alone. But I unfortunately do it all year long, not just during the stress of the holidays.
I would never have guessed that from you, Jen. You always seem to have it together!
I always do that too!!! I hate it!! I get somewhere and I know that I am there for something but for the life of me I can't remember why. Ug. Oh and shutup Jaime.
Man check out those zits. I need to see that derma-dude.
ha ha ha I laughed so much at this. That is so funny! I love the Jace story. I want to hear more. I'm glad I'm not the only spaz. I always do stuff like that.
A couple Sundays ago I was up on the organ and the 2nd counselor was doing the announcements. I was off in la la land - in Primary I'm always spacing off and don't listen to what the chorister is saying, and then I'm like, "what? huh? what are we doing?" Anyway, so all I hear is the counselor saying, "...then we'll sing hymn blah blah for the Sacrament." So he sat down and I started playing the Sacrament hymn. Then I noticed that the bishop had gotten up to speak and he turned to me and was like...uh...one minute? So I stopped all horrified and said, "OOPS - sorry!" AAAH! So retarded! Such a dork.
Zak - the closed eye picture thing will haunt us forever, won't it? But be strong, young padawan. If they strike us down, we will become more powerful than they can possibly imagine.
mmmmkaaay.
Mand -What are you doing up at 12:59 a.m.????
hey! i swear i left a comment last night. it must not have worked. Oh well - i already talked to you about it in person.
Zak, those pictures of you two are really cute. I want one! (the one where your eyes are REALLY big).
The cookbooks rule - the page numbers will not even be looked at. The Jace thing is hillarious!
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