Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Zoey the retard


I'm really trying to be positive about this dog, but seriously. She is HUGE. She is now a full-time outside dog, which is sad. And now she is apparantly a vegetarian. She is picking the zuccini and squash out of my garden and eating it. It makes me SO mad! I have a cute little (like 1 foot high) fence around my garden to keep her out. Ya- it doesn't work. Jed thinks it is hilarious. What do I do with this dog?

13 comments:

Jeni said...

Let me refer you to Heidi's blog on May 8th. The comments say all there is to say about dogs.

http://moorebabies.blogspot.com/2006/05/oh-my-scary.html

mandi said...

If only they could stay little! She's so cute, but that would drive me nuts, too.

Jaime said...

I know, Jeni! Why didn't I listen??

Michelle said...

I'm so sorry, Jaime, but I laughed SOO hard at this post. You are seriously hilarious - and that picture is so dang cute ... she's got that look - "crap, I've been caught" ... with a zucchini no less!! :) Does it encourage your kids to eat their veggies? Stay positive? Ya - good luck with that. :)

Love ya.

Pam and Rand said...

Cute Zoey! That is great that she loves her veggies. Now you won't end up wasting so many zuccini's.

Linz said...

That picture is classic! I laughed so hard reading this post, thinking about my own two mistakes - I mean dogs!!! =D Gotta love em!

Pat and Brent said...

Way cute dog. So funny that she eats zuccini! Sad that she has to stay outside but that's the trouble with big dogs.

Loud Boy said...

One word . . . euthanasia.

Just kidding. We used to sprinkle cayenne pepper around our yard to stop our dog for digging and eating everything. Give it a try!

M- your favorite said...

Jamie- Maybe you should I don't know FEED your dog!?! Just kidding-I do think that is pretty funny that he likes his veggies! What a CUTE dog. I love it!

Maddie said...

Some dogs can stay little mom! Duh!

Maddie said...

Take her to dog training school or something!

sugarbritches said...

stupid dog. just kidding. sort of. animals can be so stupid. does he barf up the veggies? it seems like thats what they do, eat stupid stuff like grass then barf. yum. when our kitty started climbing on the kitchen table i sprayed her with the stream setting of a water bottle and she took off. she doesn't dare go higher than the chairs now. but i guess you'd have to witness the thievery.

Jaime said...

WOW! thanks for all the comments. I will give cayenne pepper and doggie school a try.